to be the fastest, you don't have to be the smartest

ok chao, so you're not exactly the brightest bulb in the box. a few sandwiches short of a picnic. dumber than a box of nails.

so just remember next time, when the weather is anything colder than warm, STAY THE HECK OUT OF THE SWIMMING POOL!

apparently you were the fastest sperm, but maybe not the smartest.

ok i'm done berating myself. today is the 5 hour practice for the wedding gig.